I'm Devon ( Dev - en ) . ♥ Your semi-average female from Farmington Hills, MI. I'm in that one scary place called College. I obsess over the concept of body image distortion, have horribly fluctuating levels of self esteem, and am overly concerned about gaining weight. In any case, I still explore the funnier and the brighter side of life. And I try to enjoy it while fighting my own demons. On my blog, you'll find a wide variety of material, ranging from humor, bad text posts, and anime gifs. My ask is open, and I always Skype!
|Child 1:||Please, don't ground us!|
|Me:||Stop groveling as if this is the worst day of your life. This is a good day. I'm going to give you all the opportunity to rehabilitate yourselves, and become productive members of this family.|
|Right now, you're lost. But pledge your loyalty to me, and I'll give you a new purpose in your lives. Of course if you don't want to cooperate you can stay right here. Hopefully someone saves you before Mom finds this mess. But I wouldn't count on it.|
|Child 1:||No, we'll play nice! Don't leave us here!|
|Child 2:||We pledge our loyalty to you, Great Dad.|
|-Kuvira's Guide to Good Parenting|